For years, left-handed people have battled with the ridiculous myths that surround their species. In Victorian times, left-handed children were forced to sit on their left hand and write with their right because, apparently, being left-handed was a sign of pure evil. Sure, Jack the Ripper and George Bush were left-handed, but we shouldn’t tar everybody with the same brush! Just think of all the left-handed celebrity heavyweights there are out there. Greg Rusedski, Ross Kemp and Paul Daniels are but a few of them.
To celebrate the wonderful world of left-handedness, we’ve released 3 brand new products, designed especially for left-handed people! Enjoy...
Left-Handed Spa Days
|Get that right hand off me|
Throughout the day, you’ll be given the opportunity to chat with other sufferers and compare left hands. There will also be a professional councillor on site sharing expert knowledge on how to deal with being left-handed and what you can do to make your life easier. Just go up and talk to them.
At the end of the day, you’ll be handed a crossbow and given license to shoot flaming arrows at cardboard cut-outs of famous right-handed people. This is the perfect way to release any built-up frustration you might have and it’s one of the main reasons that left-handed people keep coming back to the spa.
Did you know that over 1 left-handed British person dies every year because of poorly fitted shoes? We hope this horrifying statistic will become a thing of the past with the introduction of our special new shoes. They mould perfectly to left-handed feet, enabling people to walk comfortably without the fear of tripping up and falling helplessly down a well or into the path of oncoming traffic.